Ass-hole Mountain - the song lyrics

Naturally once I found out how close I am to such a legendary place, the song had to follow. This is set to a kind of Truckin cowboy beat:

Ass-Hole Mountain (6-25-07)

Some folks like to live in the big city, but I know it sure is hell ain’t the place for me
The air’s always so thick and Gawd damn smoggy, that I can’t hardly even barely see
There are just too many hostile people,
Packed like stinking sheep in overcrowded herds
Tempers always constantly a flaring,
Some jerk in a suit always flipping me the bird
So I left smelly Hell A for the country , headed out a packing toward the east
Now I’m all alone out here in the boon docks, just about as happy as I can be
I know now that I have reached my destiny, out here in the scenic countryside
Away from all that hustling and bustling, where I can hop on my donkey and go for a ride.. I’ve moved to –

Ass-hole – Ass-hole Mountain
Where the moon glows like the sun into the sky
When it rises up like a rocket over the mountain range
And I can see the Milky Way at night
I’ve moved to Ass-hole Ass-hole Mountain
Carved like too round cheeks into the land
You can call me and ass-hole for living here
But you know at least I know here where I stand

You might wonder what the hell I’m doing here
You might even ask preciesly why
I moved to a place where there’s nothing going on
But I can get my fill staring into the sky
You know I have never felt so connected
I love it so much sometimes I got to cry
Now that I have found my personal paradise
This will be the place I’ll fall down and die

Bury me at… Ass-hole – Ass-hole Mountain
Way up yonder in the northern Silver State
I’m not sure exactly how I got here
But I know that a living here’s my fate